"Loather of locusts"
"Bringer of verbosity"
"Ignorer of the obvious"
"Smasher of OPA covers"
"Ignorer of the obvious"
"the Great White Chocolate"
"Holy Juice Man"
"List Lover" (photo shown of a list of lab practices/conditions that lead to not seeing any laser signal)
"Rationalizer of the facetious"
"Opponent of Change"
"The Compassionate Reactionary" (a hopeful nickname)
"One who harms laser pumps"
Stephen joined the group in Fall 2006. He is a graduate of Hanover College's class of 2006 with majors in math and chemistry. Prefering to have a couple areas of his life that are not challenging, Stephen has become adept at use of self-depricating humor, claiming that he provides enough material for good-natured ridicule to eliminate the need for exerting great effort to do so.