"Hunter of Gremlins"
"Bringer of the geek"
"+3|-| 1337"
"Wielder of the Atomic ElbowTM"
"One who gives technical terms to various statuses"
"Declarer of rejoicing" [and there was much...]
"Lord of the office of discouragement"
" H*****"
As of May 31, 2008, Nathan A. Mathew is taken. Sorry ladies.
While Nathan has not submitted any useful information to the webmaster, the webmaster has some bits of knowledge which may be helpful for unraveling the complicated ball of twine that is Nathan A. Mathew. For example, it is worth noting that Nathan likes spending time with his wife. I think we can all approve of that. He is also, however, a big fan of a good bargain. Evidence of his purchasing tendencies is available to anyone who looks toward his desk space. A line of boxes, carefully arranged, create a physical barrier around his chair and desk. This fortress of solitude has been effective at keeping just about everyone out of his personal bubble. It has not, however, prevented his chair from spontaneously changing height when he is out of the office for a while. As he works to perfect the inviolability of his fortress, he has been known to enjoy preparing wake-up calls and Rickrolls for unsuspecting victims.